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Tenacious D…

Acabo de cachar que salió un nuevo album de Tenacious D llamado Rize of the Fenix (En realidad salio como en Mayo, así que slowpoke) pero ya hay varios videos dando vuelta:

Well me and Kage are hungry
We’re hungry for some fruit
We wander through the garden
It would be a hoot
To eat some low hanging fruit
We’re on a freaky pursuit
Don’t want no high class model in designer fucking bathing suit
We want the low hanging fruit
Me and Kage are horny
Looking for a snack
Looking for a plump one
I want my baby back
We want some low hanging fruit
She wears a bee keeper suit
She got the sweet stanky grooves
We need the low hanging fruit
She got the flip flops on with hot red potatoes
And a butt floss thong with fried green tomatoes
And she loves that song we sing for the ladies c’mon! Oh my God!
[JB scat section}
Low hanging fruit
She wears a pink parachute
She got the fly tattoo and the honky tonkin’ daisy dukes
We love the low hanging fruit
Because the high class fruit is not very funky
But the low class fruit is sweet chunky monkey
When you smoke that bood it smell like a skunky c’mon!
C’mon! C’mon! C’mon!


Este tiene los mejores efectos jajajaja

When The Pick of Destiny was released it was a bomb
And all the critics said that the D was done
The sun had set and the chapter had closed
But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again
Just like the phoenix
We’ll fuckin’ rise again
That’s right, the phoenix
Will rise again, y’all
‘Cause the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched
By a failure or an embarrassment, no way, no
And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of chee
But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong
Just like the phoenix
We’ll fuckin’ rise again, y’all
That’s right, the phoenix
Will rise again, aw
Sun shining, it’s a hell of a day
Bright is back and it’s headed your way
D’s here, now we’re puttin’ on a show
We’ll stink it up, then we will need a window
Out rockin’, yeah we’re rockin’ again
Black Mamba is my personal friend
Phil Jackson is the master of zen
We’ll pick you up, keep you over the weekend
It’s the rise of the phoenix
It’s the call of attack
And you’ll know when you’ve seen us

The fuckin’ D is back, y’all
Lovemakin’ all the way to the top
Boots smokin’, but I’m not gonna stop
Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance
Hot-blooded, that’s lots of romance

It’s the rise of the phoenix
And we ride with the pack
It’s the magic between us
The fuckin’ D is back
But what if it’s true?
If Tenacious D has died, what will we do?
And what will we do
About all the fans who have the D tattoo?
They’ll have them removed
They’ll have to laser off the D tattoos
Tattoos
They’ll have to laser off the D tattoo, aw
Wait a minute Cage
What’s that you say?
You know it’s not too late
Yes it is too late
We only need one hit
Just imagine it
We could be the shit
Too legit to quit
One hit
One hit
One hit
Yeah we’re hoping this is it
One hit
Top 10 hit
Top 40 hit
Top 1000 hit
Aw, we don’t care, as long as we get there
We’ll start anew
And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo
You can get a new Tenacious D tattoo

caldostrong
Carlos Navarro Clavería   InJeniero Eléctrico y estudiante de Doctorado de la Universidad de Chile. Ex-Director, Editor y Administrador y "Boletinero" del pasquín llamado Boletin Sei. Nací un día bisiesto. Vivo a lo cachureos: soy investigador, audaz periodista y a veces saco fotos y me disfrazo para hacerme el artista. Este es mi blog, donde intento  mostrar las imbecilidades que se me ocurren (a veces con un poco de ayuda de mis amigos) y el realismo mágico que nos rodea.    
https://www.caldostrong.com

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